Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Madame Zaritska predicts...


The day you deliver, outside will be foggy. Your baby will arrive in the late afternoon. After a labor lasting approximately 19 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 6 pounds, 5 ounces, and will be 19,19-1/2 inches long. This child will have dark violet eyes and barely there auburn hair.

Uh...dark violet eyes? 19 hours? No thanks Madame Z., I'm sending your prediction back to you. You better not be right. Except for the 6 lbs, 5 oz part. Now that is a prediction I like.